Stadium Corporate Sponsor Named !

The Saldi VooDoo are pleased to announce the signing of a five year partnership with
www.mycologneandperfume.com. This partnership comes after intense negotiations between
Tommy Hilfiger, Elizabeth Taylor and John Saldi.

It is thought that the last minute intervention of SGFFL commissioner Britt Taylor helped swing the pendulum in Elizabeth Taylors direction. When asked if being the wife of Britt may have, in some way, created a conflict of interest Mrs. Taylor replied " No, they have been friends for six years. We all know that friendship has nothing to do with business"

Reps from Tommy Hilfiger Inc. had the following comments "Once we knew Mrs. Saldi wore Tommy Boxers to bed we felt we had a closed case, we were wrong, obviously wearing our clothing does not guarantee a partnership"