VooDoo announce new Offensive Co-ordinator

Don "magic" Juan has been hired as new offensive co-ordinator of the Saldi VooDoo. At a mid day press conference he had the following comments

"the man knows what im saying, to be successful in this world you need another man watching, guiding you, pontificating success in your ears....its what I do with my ****'s...im like look, you got what they want, so flaunt it, use it, its a swap, they want what you got, they got what you want....so make the transaction. Now, with Daunte...its like this, throw the ball to another viking, do what you do, make the plays man...and if you don't, well he knows now, I will kick his damn ass! Dumb MoFo think we are paying him all this money to entertain us ? Hell No, we are paying you to score points, Now Get the Hell out there and make it happen" " Now let me go check out our operations director...nice piece of ***" "i am going to talk to her about other ways we can drive some revenue through here....with her in the drivers seat man" "now, let me go check out her stripper pole"

When reached for comment VooDoo Financial Director Erica Saldi had the following to say,
"we are extremely excited by the addition of Don "Magic" Juan as our Offensive Co-Ordinator...we look forward to working with him....from a distance...as he is not allowed around my daughter."