Roster Deadline by:John Clayton

SGFFL Team Rosters must be down to four by Saturday the 21st.

The talent pool looks wide open for the '06 draft, with some teams waiting until the wee hours of Friday night to scavenge available players, some of the notable Friday night signings,
CadFly Reuben Draughns & Rod Smith.

Available Running Backs will include Ricky Williams, Dominick Davis, Samkon Gado, Tatum Bell
Each could be 1st round pick ups.

We now await two final teams, so that we can post final rosters.

Avon Ladies Announce their 4 Keepers

Curtis Martin has been seen again !
And once more its the Carolina Avon Women who have unearthed his body from the cemetery. When contacted Avon President Jason Daniel had the followingto say...

"We are very excited by this addition, i have already spokenwith George Romero, he assured me that my roster could star in his next movie, tentatively titled "Day of the Living Dead walking on the GridIron".

Acquiring Martin now solidifies AVONS chances of receiving Medicare and Social Security Stipends ASAP.

Draft is Set

FINAL DRAFT ORDER AS FOLLOWS;

#1 Flogging Dolphins (insert reggie bush)
#2 Legions (insert vince young)
#3 AC ( insert matt leinhart )
#4 Carolina Avon Ladies ( insert brett favre)
#5 Cherrydale Jobbers
#6 Well Endowed Players
#7 Its In The Game
#8 Cadfly
#9 CPU
#10 Cunning Stunts
#11 Saldi Voodoo
#12 Rolfeballs
#13 RiverRats
#14 Vikings
#15 Eagles
#16 Carolina Wizards

Wizard to change Name !

As reported by former Monday night football sideline reporter and now former Playboy Playmate Lisa Guerrero, the Carolina Wizard will be announcing a name change !

This stunning turn of events, for the SGFFL Bowl champions comes just a week after their win. When reached for comment Britt Taylor made the following statements. "We did not put to much thought into our name, actually I stole the name from a game I had been playing, I had no original ideas nor thoughts about a good quality name"

Recently Britt gave up smoking, only to start again two days later...he denied that the name change was due to anything other then not being able to come up with an original name.

Meanwhile, his fans continue to celebrate. As seen in this photo of his fan club. This "fun" happened during the "We are the best" celebration being held in Mr. Taylors front yard.

Flogging Dolphins, help is on the way !

What does being the worst team in the SGFFL earn you in '06 ?
How about Dynamic USC TailBack Reggie Bush !

We caught up to Reggie prior to his Rose Bowl appearance "I am seriously thinking about returning to USC for one more year, lets be real about this, Fazio as my boss or co-eds from So Cal for one more year ??"

Flogging Dolphins, worst team in the SGFFL in 2005 are now on the clock !

VooDoo Cheerleaders

This just in, The Saldi VooDoo have announced new cheerleader uniforms for the upcoming '06 SGFFL Season. They now await league approval prior to moving forward.

"Yes, I know they will be very skimpy...however, it is time our organization puts more emphasis on Sex as opposed to Player Development. announced Erica Saldi, newly Promoted to VP of Operations. "It's about time that we make this about what men want, T & A all the way"

John Saldi, VooDoo President had the following to say "After much thought, after being exposed to my wife modeling these outfits for the past week, I have decided to throw my support behind this look. I thought what better way to distract team owners when making trade requests ?"

WIZARD CLAIM TITLE OF SGFFLBOWL II

YOUR SGFFL BOWL 2 WINNER, THE CAROLINA WIZARD ! CONGRATS TO BRITT TAYLOR FOR
MANAGING HIS TEAM TO THE TITLE !

SGFFL BOWL II WINNER !!

We erroneously posted a picture of what we thought was Britt Taylor, Wizard Team President. After review this was NOT Mr. Taylor, but a fan whom happened upon our camera team. We have added the following picture that we believe is Mr. Taylor or at least a man Mrs. Taylor wished was Mr. Taylor.

WIZARD WIN SGFFLBOWL II

Sunday saw the completion of SGFFL season with a SuperBowl win for Britt Taylors Wizard. Behind a strong showing from Wide Outs Steve Smith and Reggie Brown the Wizard held off the Eagles. When reached for comment Eagle Owner Franks blamed an untimely injury to David Carr and Mike Shanahans decision to unnecessarily give the ball to Tatum Bell rather then Ron Dayne "what was that dumb ass thinking ?" " They have clinched the playoffs and are still running that damn bell guy....how much was Britt paying him ?" Mr. Taylor's comments...."i am just very proud of my men, never have so many worked so hard for so little