Friday, August 19, 2005

Randy Moss a VooDoo ??


Enigmatic Wide Receiver Randy Moss has been listed as a possible target for the Saldi VooDoo. This despite his recent comments to Bryant Gumble on HBO's Real Sports http://www.hbo.com/realsports/index.html
regarding admitted marijuana use.
http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/8747660

When asked to comment Team CEO John Saldi had the following to say
"What's a little weed ? Hell 3/4 of the owners in the SGFFL are using RIGHT NOW!"

This comment was not taken lightly by league commissioner Britt Taylor " We have heard the comments by Mr. Saldi and are not happy, however, as always, we will handle this internally"

We reached Legions team owner Ian McEachern for comment "Look, do I agree with what he said no, I would have said 3/4 do coke....Kidding ! Kidding !...in all seriousness, drugs are bad, mmkay ? just say no!"

In a related story Ysabella Raegan has agreed to random urine testing, she peepee'd on her daddy tonight.

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