Five Teams Jump Out to 2-0 starts

Five Teams, led by a strong eastern division have jumped out to quick 2-0 starts.

The Eastern Division, led by CadFly and Cunning Stunts post two of the top four
point totals in the league.

Other teams with a quick start include the Wizard, Acadians and Eagles.

In a shocking twist, the top point scorer, CherryDale is 0-2. Despite the two losses
team owner Dave Navarre had the following comments "yes we are disappointed
in the 0-2 start, however, we are very fortunate to be in a division that is led by
Britt Taylors Wizard. After reviewing his waiver wire acquisition of the 49'er defense
we are confident that he must be taking advice from a two month old baby girl"

Among the top four scoring offenses is also 1-1 west division Viking.

Power Polls thru week 2 ( power points listed beside each team
1 Cunning Stunts 41 Destinova drops poop logo, this team don't stink !
2 Vikings 38.5 Sooth is Smooth, led by Bear D'
3 CadFly 37.5 McNabb and C.Johnson keep this team Flyin'
4 Eagles 36 Franks is Driving a CADILLAC Baby, all the way home
5 Cherrydale Jobbers 35 Willie Parker aint no sour cherry
6 Carolina Wizards 34.5 A # 2 running back away from runnin away from every1
7 Well Endowed Players 29 Add John Holmes and this team may "inch" up on some people
8 Carolina Avon Ladies 27 A wide receiver away from knock, knock knockin on top tier's door
9 IT'S IN THE GAME! 23.5 Very Strong Come Back from the depths of Rebuilding,
STOLE STEPHEN DAVIS VIA TRADE !
10 Rolfeballs 22.5 Carson Palmer and T.O. will keep them in the upper half
11 Acadians 22 Need a # 3 receiver to produce,
12 CPU's Knudpuckers 21.5 Strong bench will help soon
13 River Rats (Pburg) 13 A strong QB puts them in the elite !
14 FLOGGING DOLPHINS 10.5 Receivers average only 3.5 points
15 Legions 9 Help is one puff away ! ricky will be ready in two weeks
16 Saldi VooDoo 7 Daunte, worst pick in the draft.