Week 5 Girl Charlize Theron

SGFFL Pick'EM Girl, week 5 is actress Charlize Theron. "I had a call from Heidi Daniel, she expressed just how much Jason had been disappointed that I did not appear in week 4. I understood the Jenna thing, you know, guys love porn stars...but to know that Jason called owners, up until late Friday night, lobbying for me...Well I felt humbled. " When asked to put "PickEm status" next to walking the red carpet...."no comparison, a girl would have to be a fool not to want to take a few minutes to discuss fantasy football" I have a team myself, led by Warrick Dunn and Stephen Jackson....my two favorite running backs...my receiving core includes Larry Fitzgerald...that man can catch anything huh"

Now my picks.........

WEPS -10 VS. VooDoo

You know the old myth, size doesn't matter ? It is NO MYTH. with that said i have a good source that tells me WEP may have a complex, hence the name! This man has no penis, notta, zip, nothing....so he lives out his fantasy with his football team...He isnt endowed, he isnt well, and he has no players. Where as,
the VooDoo have everything a woman could want from a man...just ask Erica.

VooDoo FINALLY WIN +10
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ROLFE -18 vs DANIEL AVON LADIES

First, Chris Rolfe I would like to thank you for serving your country. God Bless the men in the military. Second, Jason, GET THEM INTO A WEBEX FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.... I was told that Rolfe has laid out a pregame buffet in the Avon locker room, hoping that AVON will Eat themselves to death prior to game time.
Bad Idea, Jason hit the Pizza Inn buffet on Friday afternoon...no way they can be hungry by sunday.

Give me my favorite fan AVON +18
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Fluffy Bunnies -3 vs Dolphins

Dolphin I am also very pissed that you voted jenna over me. For that I am taking the bunny rabbits. Your WR's Suck, AND you have sent us no pictures of the fine women in Miami...or where ever you live in FLA....SHOW US THE BOOBS BUD!

Bunnies -3
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EAGLES -5 VS CHERRY

Cherry continues the toughest schedule in the league, Ranked #1 by ESPN.
Lets do the math, 0-4, toughest schedule in the league, vs. 3-1 Eagles..
better hope jake plummer has a bad game...or its 0-5 baby.

Eagles -5

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WIZ -15 vs Viking

After raping the countryside for the past few weeks....its time to meet your match.
We like the Great and Powerful OZ.....The one with the Courage of a Lion, Strength of a ScareCrow and the heart of a Tin Man....... By the Way, Who the hell is your # 2 running back viking ?

wiz -15
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undefeated Cunning Stunt -36 vs Acadians

Are you kidding me ? I haven't seen such a mis match since Tom Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, This could be as ugly as the RTC Sales Staff, as the number beside john saldi's name on the sales floor this week......could smell like the bathroom after the pizza inn buffet.....

CS - 36
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CPU -22 VS Ian Taylor....

Yep, Britt going to give away another one....umm I mean Ian... The man without an identity....bigfoot is seen more often then Ian, what's the over under on SGFFL Team Presidents being abducted by aliens before we see an actual picture of IAN ?

Give me CPU -22

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CADFLY -2 vs CaseyYandleluckyWitz

Yeah the two most lucky teams in this league, they win despite having crap...
while a loaded, well coached machine like the VooDoo keep losing.
CadFly, next time you go to PizzaInn...bring back some desert pizza why don't ya....you greedy bastard.

Give me THE FLIES -2.....