Dolphins throw in the towel ?

After another humiliating loss and the increasing fan discontentment towards the Flogging Dolphins team president Joe Fazzio released the following statement.

"Even the most casual observer can see that Bush and FEMA are to blame their lack of response after Katrina interfered with the team's draft preparation and Wilma demolished the team's stadium and headquarters. The administration's failure to respond to the Fins' need has had an impact almost as devastating as the storm itself. The fact that the team is owned and coached by a complete moron has nothing to do with it. For those loyal fans who have stood by us throughout this turmoil, we proudly state that we will continue to field a team of underachieving-rarely-scoring starters who will get outscored by the bench every week, until we can be assured of 1st place in the draft order."