Mock Draft Update
We have compiled our first annual Mock Draft. Conducted by fans of the SGFFL, the draft ran thru four rounds.
When asked why the mock draft only had 12 teams, considering the league has 16 teams, league sources expressed the following "Four teams were left out, the reasoning, very simple.
Due to the recent "politically correct" indian decision, in which all NCAA division one teams were told indian mascots would not be permitted during televised games, this due in part to the
American Indian Council and supporters...we decided to become "in tune" with our target market. The teams dropped from the Mock Draft and reasons.....
Avon Ladies dropped due to Lesbian/Gay Alliance concerns for name
Flogging Dolphins ? Concerns about PETA throwing cans of tuna at league commish Britt Taylor,
Well Endowed Players ( concerns about Viagra maker Pfizer suing the league for defemation ) ... Pfizer Director of Communications Laura Bangher rel eased this statement " We were pleased with the SGFFL's decision to drop Loretto from the mock draft, as we all know Loretto has no pecker...so why call himself well endowed ?"
CherryDale Jobbers dropped due to the sexual nature of this teams name
When asked why the mock draft only had 12 teams, considering the league has 16 teams, league sources expressed the following "Four teams were left out, the reasoning, very simple.
Due to the recent "politically correct" indian decision, in which all NCAA division one teams were told indian mascots would not be permitted during televised games, this due in part to the
American Indian Council and supporters...we decided to become "in tune" with our target market. The teams dropped from the Mock Draft and reasons.....
Avon Ladies dropped due to Lesbian/Gay Alliance concerns for name
Flogging Dolphins ? Concerns about PETA throwing cans of tuna at league commish Britt Taylor,
Well Endowed Players ( concerns about Viagra maker Pfizer suing the league for defemation ) ... Pfizer Director of Communications Laura Bangher rel eased this statement " We were pleased with the SGFFL's decision to drop Loretto from the mock draft, as we all know Loretto has no pecker...so why call himself well endowed ?"
CherryDale Jobbers dropped due to the sexual nature of this teams name
posted by John at 10:52 PM
1 Comments:
I had no idea "Jobbers" could be taken as sexual term, but in thinking about it, I guess it could. Of course, the origin of the team name is the auto industry. Work that is sent out by auto manufacturers to third parties rather than done in the plant is sent to "Jobbers".
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