Dolphins throw in the towel ?

After another humiliating loss and the increasing fan discontentment towards the Flogging Dolphins team president Joe Fazzio released the following statement.

"Even the most casual observer can see that Bush and FEMA are to blame their lack of response after Katrina interfered with the team's draft preparation and Wilma demolished the team's stadium and headquarters. The administration's failure to respond to the Fins' need has had an impact almost as devastating as the storm itself. The fact that the team is owned and coached by a complete moron has nothing to do with it. For those loyal fans who have stood by us throughout this turmoil, we proudly state that we will continue to field a team of underachieving-rarely-scoring starters who will get outscored by the bench every week, until we can be assured of 1st place in the draft order."

Week 12 Thanksgiving Edition of Pick Em Girl

Who better to provide picks and analysis of our week 12 then FOOD NETWORK STAR
Rachel Ray ! What else can a man ask for, Brunette, Stunning and can COOK !!

We typically only provide one picture, per post to our pick em girls...but....we have to make an exception this week. After all, we will all stuff our face with an excess of food on Thursday, so why not stuff our face with RACHEL.

Rachel was kind enough to drop by SGFFL
HQ's this week and teach all the lucky owners,
who were present, how to really stuff a turkey.

After basting the turkey we were able to sit
down for a few minutes with this beautiful, well fed woman.

Rachel, we understand you were just married....why ?

Well i decided it was time to settle down. After eating on $40 a day i thought it was time to find someone who could feed me on MORE THEN $40 bucks.

We hear he is a goober ?

All good looking women marry dumb asses, didn't you know this ? Have you met john saldi ? britt taylor ? i mean come on now, we don't marry for looks.

Suppose you have a point, though you are kinda hard those guys don't you think ?

I tell it like it is, plus you called my husband a goober. Anyhow, one other point I would like to make, I have not seen Chris Daniels wife lately ? I am scared he has eaten her. Could you please check on this ?

Umm, yeah, o.k. being very tough today huh...

Just like flank steak baby, tell Jason to make sure the in-laws get some food tomorrow. Save some for the children also.

Some men would say the looks and attitude are very sexy.

All men would say that.

Well i know you have other engagements, also have a pie you need to finish, so would you like to make your picks ?

Sure guys. ...... Let's have at it....

Saldi -13 vs CherryDale

Prior to marrying i was johns cherry pie, so give me the
voodoo-13
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CadFly -16 vs AVON

Brother vs. Brother, stand back when you are around these guys at the table, you are liable to lose an arm.
Avon +16
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CunningStunt -31 vs Bunnies

Bunnie aint no Turkey sugar, you can not lay that many points on the table....
31 is allot, unless you are talking about chicken nuggets, then we are speaking about a Chris Daniel Appetizer

Bunnie +31
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Eagle -4 vs WEP

This could be a high scoring affair, 7-4 eagles could be in for a let down.
Give me what i like Well Endowed Men +4 ,
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Viking -27 vs Ian

Ian, the biggest mystery since "whats really in sheppards pie" This is a guy
who never replies to any emails, trade offers, only speaks when someone asks
britt a question...... who is this guy really ?
I know all the girls like Viking, however, this guy must be gay, have you seen his
team logo ?

IAN +27 IN MY BIG UPSET PICK
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WIZ -18 vs CPU

Logo is a beer, need i say more ? Wizzy i am going to go against wisdom and
take you this week. Also, in case your wondering, yes, VooDoo are America's Team

WIZ -18
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Rolfe - 1 vs Game

Tough match up for each, Its like choosing between Me and Giada De Laurentiis,
both look so good...and you would be lucky to have either of us.......so lets stretch. Take Rolfe -1

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AC -3 vs Dolphin Lets stay on the AC Bandwagon ! Those Dolphins are in to much of a flux, I really think the hurricane got to em...


Have a safe holiday.....hope you invite me back again !



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We really love this woman

more RACHEL

Week 11 in the book

Errr, anna completed the week with a 3-5 record. That puts the 11 week total, for the pick em girls, at 48-36-3.

We have also been contacted by representatives of Avon Ladies, it seems they would like to take over the posting of the SGFFL next year.

We have decided to put it to a vote, all owners will be asked to provide, on secret ballets, their ideas of whom should run the blog. We look forward to your responses.

Playoff Scenarios !

Playoff / Draft Scenarios based on # 1 as is playoff rules
or # 2 going off of record only playoff rules


If the season were to end today, based on current playoff rules.
The teams in red would win division, in blue would be wildcard,
cpu for division win> *=division winner


viking 1120 *
saldi 1005
rolfe 995
wiz 984*
eagle 946
cunning 944*
cadfly 915
riverrats 913
avon 904
wep 898
game 894
dolphin 807
cherry 879
ac 871
legions 867
cpu 854*

If you then reseed the teams for playoffs....

viking vs. cpu
saldi vs. cadfly
rolfe vs cunning
wiz vs eagles

round 2
game 1 vs game 4 winner
game 2 vs game 3 winner

draft order would be

legions
ac
cherry
dolphin
game
wep
avon
riverrat



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If you change rules to just reflect records


division winners

viking 8-3
wizard 7-4
cunning 9-2
cpu 6-5

wildcard

eagle 7-4
riverrats 6-5
avon 6-5
cad 6-5

reseed playoff

cunning vs avon
viking vs riverrats
wiz vs cadfly
cpu vs eagle

round 2

game 1 vs game 4 winner
game 2 vs game 3 winner

draft order


cherry
legions
wep
rolfe
saldi
ac
dolphin
game

Week in Review

Our Babe Gwen ended the week 5-2-1. Not bad for a chick huh.

Playoff Picture is becoming more defined, more focused, may be time for some to cut and run...make the trades that set up next year....

Now Football Fans.....Lets get ready for week 11

voodoo -2 wiz
Ian "or who are you really" -5 avonladies
Fly -14 rats
cunning -2 Eagles
Vikin -17 WEPS
AC -1 CherryDale
Rolfe -3 CPU
Game -11 Dolphins

And your pick em Girl is.....................................................................................


Anna Kournikova, who becomes our first "sports" pick em
babe.

Anna, we would like to thank you for taking time out of
your busy "modeling/tennis" life to participate in the
SGFFL Pick'Em fun.

Umm, well, I don't really know who you are or what this is..though i can tell you i am 5'8 113 from Moscow Russia.
Have you bought your wife/girlfriend one of my sports bras ?

Ahhh no, sorry we have not. Though i see that capitalism lives well with Russians nyet ?

Well we russians have learned one thing about america,
Sex Sells. As you know i never won a major tennis event, but american men love me...why ? hehe...you tell me.

Anyhow, if you would like to join my fan club, drop me a line...
c/o octagon Management Group
1114 av of the americas, ny ny 10036

Now, i am suppose to tell you some things right ?

Yes, anna we are awaiting your picks of the week.

O.K., hold on.....hmmm.....

I no like the name Wiz, makes me think of men urinating.....
VOODOO please

This Ian is like Anastasia, you know the missing russian princess ? You have heard the story of how my countrymen killed the Czar Nichollas and his family, but his young daughter was never found ? Some say she was alive, others say she was dead....sort of like this Ian guy, the muppet... How can someone that is not real actually win anything ?
AVONLADIES

FLYS AND RATS, what you find in a russian restaurant.
FLYS

Cunning Stunts and Eagles, ahhh this is the man whos wife rides on rockets and sits on his shoulders while riding bikes..I like
STUNTS

viking -- Russians never really liked Nordsmen, however, i like the idea how Vikings treated women....girls like bad boys
VIKING

AC vs. Cherry
Hmm, this guy ac...his team had really sucked until last week....well, lets jump
on the bandwagon...
AC

Rolfe vs CPU

One thing i know about football....Manning is good
ROLFE

Game vs Dolphin
as many of you know, i learned to play tennis, real tennis in Florida
so how can i not pick a dolphin ?

From Russia with love....

Another Week another Babe

Gwen,
We here that you are a big fan of the SGFFL...

"No Doubt", i have been following these guys since, well, September ? And i know what guys say,oh I'm just a girl, but excuse me Mister rich girlslike fantasy football too."
Lets get rolling with these picks....


Here are the favorites....and my thoughts

voodoo -9 AMERICAS TEAM BABY


viking - 9 PLUNDER AND PILLAGE ANOTHER TEAM


eagles -22 FLY LIKE AN EAGLE BABY


cherry -27 TO MANY POINTS FOR A VIRGIN, TAKE THE UNDERDOG


rolfe -1 SERVES WIZ TO BE BEATEN BY PAYTON !


game -14 MARRIED HUH ? WELL, DON'T EXPECT THINGSTO BE THE SAME...I TAKE THE UNDERDOG


wep -2 SIZE DOES MATTER, TAKE WEP


fly -13 FLY KEEPS WINNING ? NOT THIS WEEK

Week 9 POWER POLL

1 VIKING
2 WIZARD
3 EAGLES
4 CUNNING STUNT
5 AMERICA's TEAM
6 AVON
7 CADFLY
8 ROLFE
9 ITS IN THE GAME
10 WELL ENDOWED
11 RIVER BUNNIES
12 FREAKIN DOLPHINS
13 CPU
14 CHERRY
15 LEGIONS
16 AC/DC

Week 9 Games -- Pick Em Girl's

5-2-1 record for Pick Em Girl Brooke Burke,

Brooke had a very strong showing this week. The two losses were by the teams she picked, they just did not cover the spread.

Speaking of spread, we would like to thank Brooke for the nice picture she provided.

God Bless America !

40-29-2 overall for the girls

Week Nine Is ON

With week nine upon us, pick-em girls are currently 35-27-1 ( thank you rose mcgowan for missing a game in week 7)

We have decided to turn to someone with a vast amount of football knowledge,
E!'s former host of "wild on" Brooke Burke.

"After years of running around in a bikini, pretending to report on things i had no clue
about I have decided to turn my attention on other things i have no clue about, and
wear a bikini while i do it"

when asked about her knowledge of the SGFFL " WOOOOOO who cares, where's
the beer"........"oh, i have to change into another bikini be right back"

we also asked Brooke how the filling in as an SGFFL girl would affect her
career. "I never intended to make the cross-over from modeling to hosting, let alone acting, to now being a pick em girl....well when an incredible opportunity comes along, I'm up for it."

Now, one more question, you are acting as if you are a party girl 24-7, the truth is that you have a degree from SantaMonica College and UCLA....you were also signed by Ford Modeling and have graced the covers of Fredericks of Hollywood,
as a lingerie model.... "Yes you are right....UCLA, Fredericks, E! TV host....i have done it all...and now the ultimate party baby...SGFFL HQ With all the BOYS ! Lets get it on.....

Well you had much more to say the Shakira......"Oh....ah, ah, ah....."

Here are your picks guys....very easy this week....GIVE ME ALL THE FAVORITES.
I LIKE WINNERS.....

VOODOO
EAGLES
VIKINGS
ROLFE
WIZ
CPU
CUNNINGSTUNTS
FLIES

Help is on the Way !

In response to the emergency message sent by DarkHelmet,FEMA Director David Paulison issued the following statement.

"We have initiated a search and rescue for the SGFFL membernamed "dark helmet". We understand this man has been livingon his roof, while his faux pas football team has been flounderingin the Florida humidity. Do not let your heart be troubled, as wewill make every effort to deliver this man from his misery.Though, I can tell all that are listening, based on a recon flight,this man's team is in shambles, it would appear that even thesuperdome, the civic center, and the levies of New Orleans are inbetter shape. We can save the man but we can not save his dreamof the playoffs. At this point we would suggest that he worry aboutself being as opposed to some ridiculous dream of something thatwill never ever happen. In closing, fear the voodoo."