SGFFL NEWS AND NOTES

Saldi VooDoo Roster UpDate

Ysabella Saldi, Public Relations Manager, announces the signing of the base four man roster for the 2006-07 Saldi VooDoo.

"wawa, birr...whasda...daa....mama...." (part of her limited vocabulary) interpreted as "The smartest Daddy i have ever known has told me that his master plan of building an SGGFL Empire is underway."

The VooDoo Announce the Following FearSome Foursome

#18 from Marshall University, All Pro RANDY MOSS

# 11 from University of Pittsburgh, All Pro LARRY FITZGERALD

#39 from Oregon State University, STEVEN JACKSON

# 21 from University of Miami, WILLIS MCGAHEE

VooDoo Doll Captains Bio

Shawn is Captain of the VooDoo Dolls this season. She graduated with a Bachelor's of Science degree in Social Welfare from U.C. Berkeley and would eventually like to continue her education and get her real estate and broker's license. She is a member of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority.

Currently, Shawn is a mortgage lender and one day hopes to own her own clothing business. During her time as a VooDoo Doll, Shawn has traveled to Wilson N.C. on a two week stay to babysit Ysabella Saldi. During which time she admits to falling in love with "the most wonderful man i have ever met" John Saldi

More VooDoo Doll Pictures

Due to the overwhelming response we are adding a few more tryout pictures.

Prior to their interview with Ysabella Saldi and John Saldi, hopefuls pose for a picture.

CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS, Who's Your Boo .. VooDoo ?

The second annual VooDoo Dolls Cheerleader tryouts are UNDERWAY !

We will Keep you "up to date" as the competition progresses. Here is a sneak peak.

Roster Deadline by:John Clayton

SGFFL Team Rosters must be down to four by Saturday the 21st.

The talent pool looks wide open for the '06 draft, with some teams waiting until the wee hours of Friday night to scavenge available players, some of the notable Friday night signings,
CadFly Reuben Draughns & Rod Smith.

Available Running Backs will include Ricky Williams, Dominick Davis, Samkon Gado, Tatum Bell
Each could be 1st round pick ups.

We now await two final teams, so that we can post final rosters.

Avon Ladies Announce their 4 Keepers

Curtis Martin has been seen again !
And once more its the Carolina Avon Women who have unearthed his body from the cemetery. When contacted Avon President Jason Daniel had the followingto say...

"We are very excited by this addition, i have already spokenwith George Romero, he assured me that my roster could star in his next movie, tentatively titled "Day of the Living Dead walking on the GridIron".

Acquiring Martin now solidifies AVONS chances of receiving Medicare and Social Security Stipends ASAP.

Draft is Set

FINAL DRAFT ORDER AS FOLLOWS;

#1 Flogging Dolphins (insert reggie bush)
#2 Legions (insert vince young)
#3 AC ( insert matt leinhart )
#4 Carolina Avon Ladies ( insert brett favre)
#5 Cherrydale Jobbers
#6 Well Endowed Players
#7 Its In The Game
#8 Cadfly
#9 CPU
#10 Cunning Stunts
#11 Saldi Voodoo
#12 Rolfeballs
#13 RiverRats
#14 Vikings
#15 Eagles
#16 Carolina Wizards

Wizard to change Name !

As reported by former Monday night football sideline reporter and now former Playboy Playmate Lisa Guerrero, the Carolina Wizard will be announcing a name change !

This stunning turn of events, for the SGFFL Bowl champions comes just a week after their win. When reached for comment Britt Taylor made the following statements. "We did not put to much thought into our name, actually I stole the name from a game I had been playing, I had no original ideas nor thoughts about a good quality name"

Recently Britt gave up smoking, only to start again two days later...he denied that the name change was due to anything other then not being able to come up with an original name.

Meanwhile, his fans continue to celebrate. As seen in this photo of his fan club. This "fun" happened during the "We are the best" celebration being held in Mr. Taylors front yard.

Flogging Dolphins, help is on the way !

What does being the worst team in the SGFFL earn you in '06 ?
How about Dynamic USC TailBack Reggie Bush !

We caught up to Reggie prior to his Rose Bowl appearance "I am seriously thinking about returning to USC for one more year, lets be real about this, Fazio as my boss or co-eds from So Cal for one more year ??"

Flogging Dolphins, worst team in the SGFFL in 2005 are now on the clock !

VooDoo Cheerleaders

This just in, The Saldi VooDoo have announced new cheerleader uniforms for the upcoming '06 SGFFL Season. They now await league approval prior to moving forward.

"Yes, I know they will be very skimpy...however, it is time our organization puts more emphasis on Sex as opposed to Player Development. announced Erica Saldi, newly Promoted to VP of Operations. "It's about time that we make this about what men want, T & A all the way"

John Saldi, VooDoo President had the following to say "After much thought, after being exposed to my wife modeling these outfits for the past week, I have decided to throw my support behind this look. I thought what better way to distract team owners when making trade requests ?"

WIZARD CLAIM TITLE OF SGFFLBOWL II

YOUR SGFFL BOWL 2 WINNER, THE CAROLINA WIZARD ! CONGRATS TO BRITT TAYLOR FOR
MANAGING HIS TEAM TO THE TITLE !

SGFFL BOWL II WINNER !!

We erroneously posted a picture of what we thought was Britt Taylor, Wizard Team President. After review this was NOT Mr. Taylor, but a fan whom happened upon our camera team. We have added the following picture that we believe is Mr. Taylor or at least a man Mrs. Taylor wished was Mr. Taylor.

WIZARD WIN SGFFLBOWL II

Sunday saw the completion of SGFFL season with a SuperBowl win for Britt Taylors Wizard. Behind a strong showing from Wide Outs Steve Smith and Reggie Brown the Wizard held off the Eagles. When reached for comment Eagle Owner Franks blamed an untimely injury to David Carr and Mike Shanahans decision to unnecessarily give the ball to Tatum Bell rather then Ron Dayne "what was that dumb ass thinking ?" " They have clinched the playoffs and are still running that damn bell guy....how much was Britt paying him ?" Mr. Taylor's comments...."i am just very proud of my men, never have so many worked so hard for so little

2005 SGFFL PickEm Girl of the Year

The Votes are in ! Your 2005 Pick Em girl is Charlize Theron.

The natural blonde beauty Charlize Theron was born on August 7, 1975 in Benoni, South Africa, is a Academy Award Winning Actress.

Fresh off her Aeon Flux movie, Charlize was kind enough to provide the following comments;

"i would like to first thank everyone in South Africa, for without the support of my country I would not have this honor. Also, to Jason Daniel for campaigning for me to be a pick em girl."

"Do not forget, Jenna was voted ahead of me early in the year, so for this honor to be bestowed upon me, well, words can not tell you how happy I am."

"I look forward to Round One this upcoming Saturday"

2005 DIVISION WINNERS

EAST DIVISION

CUNNING STUNTS 12-2

NORTH DIVISION

CAROLINA WIZARD 10-4

SOUTH DIVISION

CPU KNUDPUCKERS 8-6

WEST DIVISION

VIKINGS 10-4

PLAYOFF GAMES SET !

# 1
VIKING
# 8
CPU


# 4
VOODOO
# 5
EAGLE


# 2
ROLFE
# 7
RIVERRAT


# 3
WIZARD
# 6
CUNNINGSTUNT

2006 TOP 8 DRAFT PICKS ARE SET

#1 Dolphin 1018
INSERT REGGIE BUSH

# 2 Legion 1087

# 3 AC 1107

# 4 Avon 1120

# 5 WEP 1127

# 6 Game 1148

# 7 CadFly 1151

# 8 CadFly 1164

REMAINING SPOTS BASED ON PLAYOFF FINISH

Pick Em week 13

Due to a death in the family i was unable to post picks for last week.

Based on the survey posted on our SGFFL home page, Charlize Theron will be our pick em girl thru the playoffs.

Hope you have enjoyed our postings this year.

pick em girls

a push em week for Sarah, 4-4 puts the girls at 57-43-3

who will be the final regular season pick em girl ? Stay
tuned.

playoff scenarios

JOHN CLAYTON REPORTS ON SGFFL PLAYOFF SCENARIOS....

If the playoffs started today

* denotes division winner
in order of points scored

*Viking 1316
VooDoo 1185
Rolfe 1180
*Wizard 1163
Eagle 1127
*Cunning 1109
RiverRat 1088


on the outside looking in

Cadfly 1085
@Game 1064 -21
WEP 1060 -25
Cherry 1058 -27
Avon 1049 -36
AC 1034 -51
Legion 1011 -74
@CPU 998 -87
Dolphin 932 -153

POSSIBILITIES,
ITS IN THE GAME AND CPU ARE CURRENTLY TIED FOR DIVISION LEAD,
CPU WINS ANY TIEBREAKER DUE TO A 5-1 DIVISION RECORD

-CADFLY HAS TO ECLIPSE SPOT #7, AS DOES ANY REMAINING TEAM, ON POINTS TO EARN A SPOT.

THE RACE FOR REGGIE BUSH -OR- THE BEST AVAILABLE FREE AGENT,
DRAFT POSITION # 1 IS BEING LED BY THE FLAGGIN DOLPHINS.

Week 13 PICKS

We would like to welcome our Week 13 Pick Em Girl,
Sarah Michelle Gellar....yes non other then Buffy the Vampire Slayer visited League HQ's to throw in her two cents on the upcoming week.

The 5' 3" inch actress, best known for her TV career as the afore mentioned "buffy" gives her thoughts on the week ahead.

Saldi -18 vs Dolphins

americas team in a route
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Stunts -19 vs Avon

love the act that Stunt puts on, reminds me of my days on the set...i did all my stunts so you have to give the guy props

cunnin
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Weps -12 vs Bunnies

To many points to give these guys....take satins animal of choice in delivering the plague

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Eagles - 14 vs Ian

Ian is like the living dead, you never see em, but you know they are out there.

Eagle
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Viking -20 vs Fly

Can anyone stop these guys, ahh and based on his team photo, with
all the japs...stealing like i stole from japan the movie Grudge...
Think of all the things japanese that have been stolen.....Iron Chef...
Grudge....Ichiro....Microwave ovens.....on and on...

Take the 'Kings
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CPU -10 vs Cherry

These guys logo is a beer mug, how in the hell can a blonde not take the beer guys ? Beer and Blondes lead to so much fun

CPU
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Game +3 vs Wiz'a'na'tors

Look back at the Wizards draft,,,was the best by far of anyone.

Take the Wiz
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Rolfe -6 vs AC

Lets jump on the AC bandwagon, out of the blue they are making a run at the playoffs, not bad for a 15 yr. old.

AC

Week 12 in the books

Our Thanksgiving Pick Em Girl, Rachel Ray ended the week 5-3.
Thus going into the final two regular season games our girls are
53-39-3.

Clinching division titles were Cunning Stunts and Wizard.

Final two weeks with still 6 spots open for the playoffs.

Dolphins throw in the towel ?

After another humiliating loss and the increasing fan discontentment towards the Flogging Dolphins team president Joe Fazzio released the following statement.

"Even the most casual observer can see that Bush and FEMA are to blame their lack of response after Katrina interfered with the team's draft preparation and Wilma demolished the team's stadium and headquarters. The administration's failure to respond to the Fins' need has had an impact almost as devastating as the storm itself. The fact that the team is owned and coached by a complete moron has nothing to do with it. For those loyal fans who have stood by us throughout this turmoil, we proudly state that we will continue to field a team of underachieving-rarely-scoring starters who will get outscored by the bench every week, until we can be assured of 1st place in the draft order."

Week 12 Thanksgiving Edition of Pick Em Girl

Who better to provide picks and analysis of our week 12 then FOOD NETWORK STAR
Rachel Ray ! What else can a man ask for, Brunette, Stunning and can COOK !!

We typically only provide one picture, per post to our pick em girls...but....we have to make an exception this week. After all, we will all stuff our face with an excess of food on Thursday, so why not stuff our face with RACHEL.

Rachel was kind enough to drop by SGFFL
HQ's this week and teach all the lucky owners,
who were present, how to really stuff a turkey.

After basting the turkey we were able to sit
down for a few minutes with this beautiful, well fed woman.

Rachel, we understand you were just married....why ?

Well i decided it was time to settle down. After eating on $40 a day i thought it was time to find someone who could feed me on MORE THEN $40 bucks.

We hear he is a goober ?

All good looking women marry dumb asses, didn't you know this ? Have you met john saldi ? britt taylor ? i mean come on now, we don't marry for looks.

Suppose you have a point, though you are kinda hard those guys don't you think ?

I tell it like it is, plus you called my husband a goober. Anyhow, one other point I would like to make, I have not seen Chris Daniels wife lately ? I am scared he has eaten her. Could you please check on this ?

Umm, yeah, o.k. being very tough today huh...

Just like flank steak baby, tell Jason to make sure the in-laws get some food tomorrow. Save some for the children also.

Some men would say the looks and attitude are very sexy.

All men would say that.

Well i know you have other engagements, also have a pie you need to finish, so would you like to make your picks ?

Sure guys. ...... Let's have at it....

Saldi -13 vs CherryDale

Prior to marrying i was johns cherry pie, so give me the
voodoo-13
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CadFly -16 vs AVON

Brother vs. Brother, stand back when you are around these guys at the table, you are liable to lose an arm.
Avon +16
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CunningStunt -31 vs Bunnies

Bunnie aint no Turkey sugar, you can not lay that many points on the table....
31 is allot, unless you are talking about chicken nuggets, then we are speaking about a Chris Daniel Appetizer

Bunnie +31
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Eagle -4 vs WEP

This could be a high scoring affair, 7-4 eagles could be in for a let down.
Give me what i like Well Endowed Men +4 ,
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Viking -27 vs Ian

Ian, the biggest mystery since "whats really in sheppards pie" This is a guy
who never replies to any emails, trade offers, only speaks when someone asks
britt a question...... who is this guy really ?
I know all the girls like Viking, however, this guy must be gay, have you seen his
team logo ?

IAN +27 IN MY BIG UPSET PICK
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WIZ -18 vs CPU

Logo is a beer, need i say more ? Wizzy i am going to go against wisdom and
take you this week. Also, in case your wondering, yes, VooDoo are America's Team

WIZ -18
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Rolfe - 1 vs Game

Tough match up for each, Its like choosing between Me and Giada De Laurentiis,
both look so good...and you would be lucky to have either of us.......so lets stretch. Take Rolfe -1

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AC -3 vs Dolphin Lets stay on the AC Bandwagon ! Those Dolphins are in to much of a flux, I really think the hurricane got to em...


Have a safe holiday.....hope you invite me back again !



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We really love this woman

more RACHEL

Week 11 in the book

Errr, anna completed the week with a 3-5 record. That puts the 11 week total, for the pick em girls, at 48-36-3.

We have also been contacted by representatives of Avon Ladies, it seems they would like to take over the posting of the SGFFL next year.

We have decided to put it to a vote, all owners will be asked to provide, on secret ballets, their ideas of whom should run the blog. We look forward to your responses.

Playoff Scenarios !

Playoff / Draft Scenarios based on # 1 as is playoff rules
or # 2 going off of record only playoff rules


If the season were to end today, based on current playoff rules.
The teams in red would win division, in blue would be wildcard,
cpu for division win> *=division winner


viking 1120 *
saldi 1005
rolfe 995
wiz 984*
eagle 946
cunning 944*
cadfly 915
riverrats 913
avon 904
wep 898
game 894
dolphin 807
cherry 879
ac 871
legions 867
cpu 854*

If you then reseed the teams for playoffs....

viking vs. cpu
saldi vs. cadfly
rolfe vs cunning
wiz vs eagles

round 2
game 1 vs game 4 winner
game 2 vs game 3 winner

draft order would be

legions
ac
cherry
dolphin
game
wep
avon
riverrat



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If you change rules to just reflect records


division winners

viking 8-3
wizard 7-4
cunning 9-2
cpu 6-5

wildcard

eagle 7-4
riverrats 6-5
avon 6-5
cad 6-5

reseed playoff

cunning vs avon
viking vs riverrats
wiz vs cadfly
cpu vs eagle

round 2

game 1 vs game 4 winner
game 2 vs game 3 winner

draft order


cherry
legions
wep
rolfe
saldi
ac
dolphin
game

Week in Review

Our Babe Gwen ended the week 5-2-1. Not bad for a chick huh.

Playoff Picture is becoming more defined, more focused, may be time for some to cut and run...make the trades that set up next year....

Now Football Fans.....Lets get ready for week 11

voodoo -2 wiz
Ian "or who are you really" -5 avonladies
Fly -14 rats
cunning -2 Eagles
Vikin -17 WEPS
AC -1 CherryDale
Rolfe -3 CPU
Game -11 Dolphins

And your pick em Girl is.....................................................................................


Anna Kournikova, who becomes our first "sports" pick em
babe.

Anna, we would like to thank you for taking time out of
your busy "modeling/tennis" life to participate in the
SGFFL Pick'Em fun.

Umm, well, I don't really know who you are or what this is..though i can tell you i am 5'8 113 from Moscow Russia.
Have you bought your wife/girlfriend one of my sports bras ?

Ahhh no, sorry we have not. Though i see that capitalism lives well with Russians nyet ?

Well we russians have learned one thing about america,
Sex Sells. As you know i never won a major tennis event, but american men love me...why ? hehe...you tell me.

Anyhow, if you would like to join my fan club, drop me a line...
c/o octagon Management Group
1114 av of the americas, ny ny 10036

Now, i am suppose to tell you some things right ?

Yes, anna we are awaiting your picks of the week.

O.K., hold on.....hmmm.....

I no like the name Wiz, makes me think of men urinating.....
VOODOO please

This Ian is like Anastasia, you know the missing russian princess ? You have heard the story of how my countrymen killed the Czar Nichollas and his family, but his young daughter was never found ? Some say she was alive, others say she was dead....sort of like this Ian guy, the muppet... How can someone that is not real actually win anything ?
AVONLADIES

FLYS AND RATS, what you find in a russian restaurant.
FLYS

Cunning Stunts and Eagles, ahhh this is the man whos wife rides on rockets and sits on his shoulders while riding bikes..I like
STUNTS

viking -- Russians never really liked Nordsmen, however, i like the idea how Vikings treated women....girls like bad boys
VIKING

AC vs. Cherry
Hmm, this guy ac...his team had really sucked until last week....well, lets jump
on the bandwagon...
AC

Rolfe vs CPU

One thing i know about football....Manning is good
ROLFE

Game vs Dolphin
as many of you know, i learned to play tennis, real tennis in Florida
so how can i not pick a dolphin ?

From Russia with love....

Another Week another Babe

Gwen,
We here that you are a big fan of the SGFFL...

"No Doubt", i have been following these guys since, well, September ? And i know what guys say,oh I'm just a girl, but excuse me Mister rich girlslike fantasy football too."
Lets get rolling with these picks....


Here are the favorites....and my thoughts

voodoo -9 AMERICAS TEAM BABY


viking - 9 PLUNDER AND PILLAGE ANOTHER TEAM


eagles -22 FLY LIKE AN EAGLE BABY


cherry -27 TO MANY POINTS FOR A VIRGIN, TAKE THE UNDERDOG


rolfe -1 SERVES WIZ TO BE BEATEN BY PAYTON !


game -14 MARRIED HUH ? WELL, DON'T EXPECT THINGSTO BE THE SAME...I TAKE THE UNDERDOG


wep -2 SIZE DOES MATTER, TAKE WEP


fly -13 FLY KEEPS WINNING ? NOT THIS WEEK

Week 9 POWER POLL

1 VIKING
2 WIZARD
3 EAGLES
4 CUNNING STUNT
5 AMERICA's TEAM
6 AVON
7 CADFLY
8 ROLFE
9 ITS IN THE GAME
10 WELL ENDOWED
11 RIVER BUNNIES
12 FREAKIN DOLPHINS
13 CPU
14 CHERRY
15 LEGIONS
16 AC/DC

Week 9 Games -- Pick Em Girl's

5-2-1 record for Pick Em Girl Brooke Burke,

Brooke had a very strong showing this week. The two losses were by the teams she picked, they just did not cover the spread.

Speaking of spread, we would like to thank Brooke for the nice picture she provided.

God Bless America !

40-29-2 overall for the girls

Week Nine Is ON

With week nine upon us, pick-em girls are currently 35-27-1 ( thank you rose mcgowan for missing a game in week 7)

We have decided to turn to someone with a vast amount of football knowledge,
E!'s former host of "wild on" Brooke Burke.

"After years of running around in a bikini, pretending to report on things i had no clue
about I have decided to turn my attention on other things i have no clue about, and
wear a bikini while i do it"

when asked about her knowledge of the SGFFL " WOOOOOO who cares, where's
the beer"........"oh, i have to change into another bikini be right back"

we also asked Brooke how the filling in as an SGFFL girl would affect her
career. "I never intended to make the cross-over from modeling to hosting, let alone acting, to now being a pick em girl....well when an incredible opportunity comes along, I'm up for it."

Now, one more question, you are acting as if you are a party girl 24-7, the truth is that you have a degree from SantaMonica College and UCLA....you were also signed by Ford Modeling and have graced the covers of Fredericks of Hollywood,
as a lingerie model.... "Yes you are right....UCLA, Fredericks, E! TV host....i have done it all...and now the ultimate party baby...SGFFL HQ With all the BOYS ! Lets get it on.....

Well you had much more to say the Shakira......"Oh....ah, ah, ah....."

Here are your picks guys....very easy this week....GIVE ME ALL THE FAVORITES.
I LIKE WINNERS.....

VOODOO
EAGLES
VIKINGS
ROLFE
WIZ
CPU
CUNNINGSTUNTS
FLIES

Help is on the Way !

In response to the emergency message sent by DarkHelmet,FEMA Director David Paulison issued the following statement.

"We have initiated a search and rescue for the SGFFL membernamed "dark helmet". We understand this man has been livingon his roof, while his faux pas football team has been flounderingin the Florida humidity. Do not let your heart be troubled, as wewill make every effort to deliver this man from his misery.Though, I can tell all that are listening, based on a recon flight,this man's team is in shambles, it would appear that even thesuperdome, the civic center, and the levies of New Orleans are inbetter shape. We can save the man but we can not save his dreamof the playoffs. At this point we would suggest that he worry aboutself being as opposed to some ridiculous dream of something thatwill never ever happen. In closing, fear the voodoo."

Week 8 brought to you by.....Shakira

We would like to thank Shakira for the
last minute picks. Reached, via phone,
from her hotel room in Buenos Aries, the
stunning blonde had the following to say...

We understand you received a phone call at
about 4am, did you have any objections to such
an early call regarding something as trivial as
SGFFL week 8 ?

"Ay ay ay "

Do you follow the SGFFL regularly ?

"Ay ay ay "

Hmm, we here you really like your new song "La Tortura"

"Ay ay ay"

You have a nice ass

"Ay ay ay"

O.K., Well we thank you for spending a few minutes with us, but we need to go....

"ay ay ay
Oh after all I've done for youIt was such a torture to lose youIt hurts me so that it's like this"

umm, o.k. well we better go....will be looking for your new videos....

"Keep on crying sorryI…I'm not goingTo cry over you"

VooDoo -1 AC
can't go against americas' team !
Saldi

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Bunnies -7 Avon
I like to piss jason off, take the rats

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Vikings -19 Eagles
Eagles 6-1 and giving them 19. Take the upset

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Stunts -36 WEP
Can't go against the Stunts, they will be 8-0 at days end
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Wiz -6 CherryDale
This is redemption weekend for Cherry, after feeling slighted by a non-tradelook for Cherry to put the whoopin on em.


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Dolphin -23 Rolfe
Fear Flipper ? Not hardly, howevera bi-week for the Colts means Rolfeis in T.R.O.U.B.L.E
Phins -23

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Yandle -13 CPU
I like a stunning upset...no pun intendedfor the cunts.
CPU
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FLIES -4 Where in the world is Ian
Carmen Sandiego can't even find this guy,give me the "invisible guys"

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WEEK 7 PICKS FROM ROSE

HERE WE GO, STR8 TO IT !

CADFLY + 3 vs VOODOO

BECAUSE THEY ARE AMERICA'S TEAM, AND BECAUSE THEY ARE
FAVORED...AND PLUS, I PLAY A WITCH ON THE WB.....

VOODOO
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SPOON - 25 vs BUNNIES

GIVING THE "RATS" 25 IS ALLOT....LETS GO WITH WHAT
WITCHES BREW....

BUNNY
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ROLFE - 5 vs EAGLES

A LITTLE PINCH OF EDGE, LITTLE PINCH OF MANNING...
STIR THE POT....HARD TO PASS ON EM
EDGE AND MANNING, HARD TO GO AGAINST....

ROLFIE

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VIKING -15 vs DOLPHINS

BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE ? RAPE AND PLUNDER TEAM
AFTER TEAM ?? COUNT ME IN BABY

VIKING
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LEGIONS -19 vs AC

GIVE AC CREDIT FOR TRADING TRADING TRADING..TO GET
BETTER. BUT WHO ARE HIS RB'S ??

19 IS TO MUCH THOUGH....AC +19
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AVON -1 vs CHERRYDALE

CURTIS MARTIN IS GOING TO SCORE 83 PTS....ACCORDING TO
JASON, SO ....LET DRINK THE COOL AID...

AVON GIRLS -1
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LORETTO -3 vs CASEY YANDLE


I AM GOING TO GO AGAINST EVERY OTHER WOMAN WHO HAS
BEEN PICKING GAMES....GIVE ME CASEY, I JUST REFUSE
TO LET HIM BEAT US AGAIN

YANDLE +3

Hollywood Bad Girl named week 7 Pick'em Girl

Rose McGowan, hollywood bad girl has been named this weeks pick'em girl.

Seen here at a Thursday night press confrence, Rose spoke about the honor.

"I am looking forward to having fun with this" "This kinda reminds me of my days with Marylyn Manson, just a looney fun time"

A brief biography about Rose,

Rose was born on September 5, 1973 in Florence, Italy. Her mother was American, her father was Irish. She was the second oldest of six children and moved to the USA at age 9. She later ran away to Los Angeles.....
Once she finally made it, she met shock-rocker Marilyn Manson aka Brian Warner...to whom she was formerly engaged.

Protest Filed

Cherrydale Team Officials lodge formal protest after an apparent trade was overturned by SGFFL League management.

"I was offered a trade, accepted the trade... then was told the trade was rescinded" Dave Navarre, team president replied. "I suppose my name came to pass....we were Jobbed !" "And I really don't care if the commissioners office fines me for those comments. Why is this the only trade that has been accepted then reversed ?"

When reached for comment Britt Taylor, League commissioner had these words "it was an clerical error, an oversight, something that was done without my approval" "I had no option but to make this decision after guys at the office started teasing me"

Playoff Rankings

FOR WEEK 6 ENDING, IF THE PLAYOFFS WERE TODAY.
YOUR SEEDING WOULD BE,

#1 VIKINGS
#2 ITsINTheGame
#3 WellEndowed
#4 EAGLES
# 5 CUNNINGSTUNT
#6 CAROLINA WIZARD
#7 CAROLINA AVON
#8 VOODOO

WEEK 6 PICKEM GIRL DEMI MOORE-KUTCHER 3-5
Last Week 4-4 FOR CHARLEZE
PUTS THE GIRLS AT 27-21

THE PICKS

Demi adds her flavor to the SGFFL Pick 'ems

IAN - 3 vs. VooDoo

Coach Ratings; Win/Loss

IAN 16TH 0-5
VooDoo 6 TH 1-4

So 3 point favorite, this could become as ugly as
striptease reviews. Give me my man baby....
VooDoo +3
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Wizard -14 vs AVON

SPOON 15 TH 4-1
CAL 4TH 3-2

FOURTEEN IS AN AWFUL LOT OF POINTS, PLUS
THIS IS THE SECOND WORST COACHED TEAM.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE WHEN I WAS ENGAGED TO EMILO
ESTEVEZ...DIDN'T KNOW THAT HUH...YOU KNOW THE
NAME BUT WHAT HAS HE REALLY DONE ? KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.

AVON +14
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BUNNIES - 8 vs CHERRY

BUNNIES 2ND 2-3
CHERRY 5TH 0-5

DID YOU KNOW I PRODUCED "AUSTIN POWERS" ?
YEA BABY, IF CHERRY KEEPS BIG BEN IN THE LINEUP
ITS OVA'

BUNNIES -8
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DOLPHINS +9 vs EAGLES

EAGLES 13TH 4-1
DOLPHINS 12TH 4-1

THAT RECEIVING CORE OF THE EAGLES IS AS SCARRY
AS THE THOUGHT OF ME BEING ATTRACTED TO
ASHTON.....just to make bruce mad by the way.......

EAGLES -9

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VIKINGS -19 vs ROLFE

VIKINGS 1ST 2-3
ROLFE 11TH 1-4

BACKFIELD OF SOOTH's CREW LOOKS AS GOOD AS
MINE IN striptease

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AC -14 vs FLIES

FLIES 14TH 3-2
AC 7TH 3-2

VINNY, RHODES....IN THE BACKFIELD STARTING ?
Wait, weve been punked right ?

AC -14
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WEPS -16 vs CPU

WEPS 8TH 1-4
CPU 9TH 3-2

AFTER LOOSING TO AMERICA's TEAM WEP WILL
TRY TO PICK UP WIN TWO. THIS IS BE AS EASY
AS I WAS IN INDECENT PROPOSAL

WEPS -16
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CUNNINGSTUNTS -12 vs CASEY YANDLE

YANDLE 3rd 4-1
CUNNING 10TH 5-0

GAME OF THE WEEK. WITH THAT SAID, NEITHER
WILL EVER BE AMERICA's TEAM....BUT I MUST
TAKE ONE.....LETS GO
CASEY +12 !

WEEK 6 Pick Em Girl is -----

Newlywed Demi Moore-Kutcher is week 6 SGFFL Pick'em Girl.

Seen here at post victory celebration for the VooDoo with John and Ysabella Saldi.

"I told Ysa that i did not think i would be able to make it, however, being the *ussy whipped boy Ashton is....i simply told him we would have to put the honeymoon on hold....i mean how often do the VooDoo Win ?"

"I look forward to putting Jenna's week 5 picks to shame" "Oh, and for all the SGFFL owners..
Fear the VooDoo Baby !"

Ian Has been FOUND !

In what can only be called STUNNING ( no relation to cunningstunts )Ian from the Legions has been found. No wonder his team has not won a game, he is a freaking muppet ! What kind of brain can be in charge of the worst team in the league ? One that is nothing but stuffing...that's what.

Story Developing.....

WEEK 5 CUNNINGSTUNTS 5 - 0

Wiz over Viking

Wiz move to 4-1 with the victory
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CPU Destroy Ian

Ian is not only the man of mystery he also is the non-appearingcoach. Does he realize this is a weekly thing ?
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Yandle over Flies

Casey continues his charge towards comeback coach of the year.
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CunningStunts over AC

CS continues its march towards the playoffs, despite a down week this team continues to impress
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VooDoo over WEPS

Acting Team Owner Erica Saldi becomes the first female to power a team to a win in the SGFL
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AVON over ROLFE

Deuce now runs like a moose, avon ladies are in a town does not allow door to door solicitation....its over baby
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FLIPPER beats Bunnies

"eehhh" "eeehhh" they call em flipper, flipper....

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EAGLES beat Cherry

Big Ben could be toast, *ouch* had you picked bledsoe this would have been a victory....if wishes were fishes....you would be Flipper and have dubbya

VICTORY FOR VooDoo !!!!

celebratory Victory Bath ! Ysabella Raegan, director of communications and new player development scout celebrates the first victory for YOUR VooDoo ! Seen here, being washed in
champaign by her suspended/in the dog house daddy. As you can tell by her belly she also partook in drinking much champaign.

After being told of the underage drinking laws, Ysabella's mother had John locked up in the wilson county jail. At last report John was seen dialing Joe Fazio. No comment from Mr. Fazio's office when asked if this was a conspiracy to move in on John's wife.

Week 5 Girl Charlize Theron

SGFFL Pick'EM Girl, week 5 is actress Charlize Theron. "I had a call from Heidi Daniel, she expressed just how much Jason had been disappointed that I did not appear in week 4. I understood the Jenna thing, you know, guys love porn stars...but to know that Jason called owners, up until late Friday night, lobbying for me...Well I felt humbled. " When asked to put "PickEm status" next to walking the red carpet...."no comparison, a girl would have to be a fool not to want to take a few minutes to discuss fantasy football" I have a team myself, led by Warrick Dunn and Stephen Jackson....my two favorite running backs...my receiving core includes Larry Fitzgerald...that man can catch anything huh"

Now my picks.........

WEPS -10 VS. VooDoo

You know the old myth, size doesn't matter ? It is NO MYTH. with that said i have a good source that tells me WEP may have a complex, hence the name! This man has no penis, notta, zip, nothing....so he lives out his fantasy with his football team...He isnt endowed, he isnt well, and he has no players. Where as,
the VooDoo have everything a woman could want from a man...just ask Erica.

VooDoo FINALLY WIN +10
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ROLFE -18 vs DANIEL AVON LADIES

First, Chris Rolfe I would like to thank you for serving your country. God Bless the men in the military. Second, Jason, GET THEM INTO A WEBEX FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.... I was told that Rolfe has laid out a pregame buffet in the Avon locker room, hoping that AVON will Eat themselves to death prior to game time.
Bad Idea, Jason hit the Pizza Inn buffet on Friday afternoon...no way they can be hungry by sunday.

Give me my favorite fan AVON +18
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Fluffy Bunnies -3 vs Dolphins

Dolphin I am also very pissed that you voted jenna over me. For that I am taking the bunny rabbits. Your WR's Suck, AND you have sent us no pictures of the fine women in Miami...or where ever you live in FLA....SHOW US THE BOOBS BUD!

Bunnies -3
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EAGLES -5 VS CHERRY

Cherry continues the toughest schedule in the league, Ranked #1 by ESPN.
Lets do the math, 0-4, toughest schedule in the league, vs. 3-1 Eagles..
better hope jake plummer has a bad game...or its 0-5 baby.

Eagles -5

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WIZ -15 vs Viking

After raping the countryside for the past few weeks....its time to meet your match.
We like the Great and Powerful OZ.....The one with the Courage of a Lion, Strength of a ScareCrow and the heart of a Tin Man....... By the Way, Who the hell is your # 2 running back viking ?

wiz -15
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undefeated Cunning Stunt -36 vs Acadians

Are you kidding me ? I haven't seen such a mis match since Tom Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, This could be as ugly as the RTC Sales Staff, as the number beside john saldi's name on the sales floor this week......could smell like the bathroom after the pizza inn buffet.....

CS - 36
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CPU -22 VS Ian Taylor....

Yep, Britt going to give away another one....umm I mean Ian... The man without an identity....bigfoot is seen more often then Ian, what's the over under on SGFFL Team Presidents being abducted by aliens before we see an actual picture of IAN ?

Give me CPU -22

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CADFLY -2 vs CaseyYandleluckyWitz

Yeah the two most lucky teams in this league, they win despite having crap...
while a loaded, well coached machine like the VooDoo keep losing.
CadFly, next time you go to PizzaInn...bring back some desert pizza why don't ya....you greedy bastard.

Give me THE FLIES -2.....

Beach Pictures

I want to thank the couple guys who were proud enough to send a picture of their significant other. I received several pictures, however, as I told... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...I did not ask for beer gut belly pictures of guys. Anyhow, here are the wives/girlfriends of your Team Owners...I think we could put together a "Girls of the SGFFL" calendar... As I told the two of you, I will not post names/phone numbers/addresses....Leading off with my wife and the two other women who allowed their husband/guy friend to send their pics...well at least I assume you received permission.

Your Girls

Who is Ian McEachern

scandal in the SGFFL ? Who really shot JFK, Are Aliens Real ? O.J. Guilty ? Hillary a lesbo ? Tom Cruise gay ? Who Really had Tupac and Biggie Smalls Killed ?

At one time these questions galvanized America, today, as first reported here...The next great mystery... We ask, WHO REALLY IS IAN McEACHERN ???

Is he scottish ? british ? part of the IRA ? The IRS ? Live in Maine ? or is he really a Maine Lobster ?

We have hired "In Search Of" legend Leonard Nimoy to investigate.
"Could this man somehow be involved in destroying thehuman race ? or has he morphed into the VicePresident of Sales @ RTC ?? Has he eaten thru this mans head and now controls his brain ?? " I, along with my team will find the truth"

Could he be an altered ego such as

clark kent / superman ??? bruce wayne / batman ??? diana prince / wonderwoman ???
Is he Fact or Fiction ???

If he is not really a man what could he be ??????

As "Spock" seeks the truth we will keep you updated.

Week 4 Highlights,

Cunning 94 VooDoo 94

In a weak way to decide a game your hometown
voodoo get jobbed by the SGFFL, that and a
Dumb*** Fumble by Jake Delhomme cost
America's Team its first victory.
Cunning now becomes the only 4-0 team
in your SGFFL....of course if this had happend to another team we would have cared less....LOL...GG Stunts !!

Viking 118 Jobbers 66

Viking continue to pillage the countryside,
To his credit, at the post game news conference
when asked where he would go from here...
Cherry said the following....
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus
Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will
have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

The Fish 96 Avon 80

49'er Defense, you cant stop em you can only hope
to contain em...so 463 yards against and you
get 21 pts ? ouch *that has got to hurt*

FluffyBunnies 92 Rolfe 87

Balanced attack led by the Bengals 17 pt defensive
show.....these bunnies ant so friendly huh

Eagles 100 Wizard 81

stepping from behind the curtain the Great and Powerful OZ...
is nothing but a short fat bald guy...Eagles
Destroy a team that, with all the talent in the world
underachieving. Stunning loss for Spoons army...
As was forecast, on Friday, prior to the game,
in the RTC Lunch Room...The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an
end.

Flies 73 CPU 49

Umm, CPU, ummm the game...the game....their
was a game on sunday...where the hell were you ?
Flies continue to defy logic, no running backs and they
keep winning and winning....

Yandle 117 Legionaires.... 88

Favre and Stephen Davis....wow....56 points...hard
to beat that! It'sInTheGame...comeback team of the
year !

AC 105 Endowed 69

Winless AC Tops a very uninspiring WEP team. When told of the lack of performance Jenna advised WEP to try some viagra next game

jenna goes 5-3 ..... our pick em girls are now 20-12 after 2 weeks

Pick Em Girl Week 4

**the following post may contain material not suitable for all,Reader Discretion is Suggested**

Party Girl and well known actress Jenna Jameson has been selected as week 4 pick'em girl.

Celebrating at a local night spot, Jenna and Erica spent Thursdaynight discussing the SGFFL and the two recent trades Erica pulled off.

"I was really thrilled when Erica called, it's as exciting as when i won AVN "Best Girl on Girl Scene". "As to the trades," Dunn and Jackson give Erica a running game...now we have to hope Delhomme and Green can carry the rest of the "load" She also remarked about the recent "picture" scandal. "I told Erica that there is a fine line between decency and indecency...I really do not think John crossed that line...and I should know...so, she has allowed for her picture to be posted AND I even had her agree to the following. She will allow for a bikini pic of her to be posted IF AT LEAST TWO additional wives will agree to allow for a bathing suit/bikini pic of themselves to be posted..."

"Before I go "play doctor" with Erica, let me make my picks. Come visit me at http://www.clubjenna.com/

Now to the picks.........

CunningStunts -4 vs. VooDoo

Laying Points, hmm that is something even I have not done. Anything that involves Girl action and I am all over it, sooooo with Erica in control, the way I like it, I am going to stretch and take my girl +4

VOODOO + 4

FLOGGIN DOLPHIN +8 vs AvonLadies

se habla espanol poppy....los abogados que adoro.And you thought Porn Stars were stupid !How can I pick against the ladies ? If you have seen my movie "who needs men" you know how much I love me a group of women, even if they sell make up doorto door. Sorry mr. lawyer, nothing personal! *Kisses*

Give me Avon -8

FluffyBunnies - 4 vs Rolfe

Has any pic'em girl mentioned that women love bad boys ?Give me T.O. and V.O. and why not throw in Nicolette Sheridan....a three way plus 4 points equals a win in my book baby. Anyhow, my bunny isn't fluffy.

Rolfe +4

Wiz -3 vs EAGLES

Guys if you have seen my films you know I LOVE to Spoon.Of course this Spoon isn't no peter north if you know what im talking about...How long can these old receivers "keep it up" ???hehe...I like an upset, give me what I like....BALD Eagles..

Eagle +3

VIKING + 3 VS CHERRY

I love this matchup ! What GIRL/GIRL Porn veteran doesn't LOVE Cherry ? and what rough tough Porn veteran doesn't like a little viking once in a while ?? I will take the spread....give me KING!

VIKING +3

WEP -10 vs Acadians

Love these names guys ! How can I not take the ENDOWED ?Don't let 'em fool you, size does matter...one reason why John is in Erica's doghouse *wink*

Give me the BIG GUY all the time -10

PUCKER UP even CADFLY

Did someone say Spanish Fly and Pucker Up in the same sentence ?? You must be kidding, BULGER is the QB's name ?And the second qb is named didher? when,where?? errr...oh its Dilfer...o.k. Let's get back to the serious stuff....I am goingto take Spanish Fly in this one.

ITsInTheGame -2 vs LEGION

I feel bad, Legion one of three 0-3 teams...being in the hole ain't that bad though.....really.....take my word for it.....Let's take Vick and the the winless vs. Yandlewitz...

Legion +2

O.K. Guys, let me see those bathing suit pictures ! Erica has Promised !!!!

The Insider Reports "suspended owner suspended by wife"

Saldi VooDoo Owner John Saldi, recently suspended by league commissioner Britt Taylor has been suspended, at home, by his wife Erica.

We are told that the picture of Erica, showing her teeth, is the root of this issue. Not ! and again i repeat, Not the floating rumor that John slept with the nanny.

At last report Erica has cut John off all together. Her needs being unfulfilled at present, means she is looking for a stop gap until John is out of the dog house.

When reached for comment John had this to say "I am in the dog house, what else is new ?"
No love from the SGFFL and no love from my wife....this is a conspiracy. All i can think of is that
somehow, someone posted the picture inadvertently." I would like to take this time to personally apologize to my wife."